Okay so....????? WHAT?

Yes, I'm confused! and no it's not a jealousy thing that, that cat has found a home and I am still left to aimlessly wander the streets looking for a home and a reason. Since when was it ever cool to take your Pet CAT to a F***ING premier. COME ON! Really... I would gladly go in that cats place! I'm surprised the animal rights activists aren't all over this. Anyway I really just wanted to share this w/ everyone. I really don't have much to say about it, I'm still getting over the shock factor of how frigging tacky this is.

Cravin LANVIN

I am in love with this dress / Lily Donaldison. ATTENTION BLUE EYED BELLS: you ladies need to wear red more, look at how amazing she looks and how much her eye's pop. This dress is amazing, I especially love the sleeve shape and gathered neckline. and once again I must say how much I am in love with this tone of red; it looks great in the duchess satin!

strayest of the strays

This just in! Whiskey and apple juice results in retardation! The stray cats went to a sweet birthday bash last night looking fabulous, drinking wayyyy too much whiskey and making out with one too many sexy gay men. Over hangover-recouvering-ceasars with a wild dogg friend, we discussed life and love and have come to the conclusion that you just cant rely on shit for nothin' (thanks tyler). I also got to thinking of a reoccurring trend in my dating life. Following different paths in life is what makes us all so unique, different, attractive and independent. It’s a thing to be celebrated, but it also makes me beg the question "is it impossible to make it work with someone who’s drifting down a different road then your own?" Blame it on society, so many choices, so many experiences to be had, career pressure, a constant search for personal fulfillment, but has that turned us into self involved ego maniacs, unwilling to deter from our comfortable lifestyle and self entitlement?
An old relationship of mine was drawn out for far too long because we ignored the fact that we had different visions of the future. It boggles my mind how we can disregard such an obvious red flag for the sake of your heart. I could have saved myself a lot of pain and nastiness had I stepped out of the situation for a second and realized that we didn’t see eye to eye. And like many before me and many after, we make the mistake of thinking the other half will eventually change their mind and follow you...I cant change the way my heart behaves, I know hes an asshole! I know hes conceited! I know I cant have it so why do I want it so bad? Is it built into our womanly DNA to be turned on by the chase? ah cest la vie I guess. I enjoy the game, so while Im going to try avoid getting myself into heartbreaking situations by taking the road less traveled and relishing in my own independence, quirkiness and desires, I wont let anyone divert me from the path Im on. You cant tame a stray. And thats my babbling for today...

"Don't touch my hair...EVER!"

Red Flags, don’t retract your claws just because he’s hung and handsome, a stray cats guide to red flags you shouldn’t ignore…

-“I like you but I don’t want a relationship” fine, that’s cool if you’re into it, if you honestly aren’t, don’t even go there, and don’t pretend you’re cool with it to see if he’ll change, he probably wont. Because he’s an asshole whose blind, yes, a blind asshole. It’s painfully obviously

-“I usually wait three days before calling girls”
Our response: “You’re a fag and don’t waste my time with your grade twelve bullshit”

-In contrast to the above, if he calls and texts you 22/7 whoa man, give a girl some space, shiiiit.

-They ask you to marry them (jokingly) not even an hour into the first date (this has happened to us on more then on occasion…go figure)

-“I might be going to Africa”
run, run far, far a fucking way

“I only use PCs” UGH…

-“my mother does my laundry” are you kidding me? Any man that cant take care of himself by doing simple chores like house chores or cleaning up after himself is a waste of time…we talking about MEN here ladies, not tiny babies.

-“I'm too drunk to pump” what? Get the hell out of here! Hahahahahahahaha

Characteristics of a stray…

I found a great article that accurately sums up our sly style, if you’re ever wondering what makes a stray cat a stray cat, read on…

from http://www.buzzle.com/articles/138568.html

“Just about everyone can list the things that most accurately identifies what a cat is to them. Some will cite their amazing grace, agility and speed. Others will wax nostalgically about their intrinsic beauty. There will always be comments about their powers of concentration, excellent night time skills, and their seeming aloofness and self-confidence.”

5 characteristics that make a cat... a cat:
You want to be part of our crew, you better be:

-Cats are nocturnal
I.E. sleep is the cousin of death, we’re keeping our eyes wide open…no rest for the wicked

-Cats are territorial
Maybe not so territorial, but we got each other’s backs no matter what, you my girls fo life.

Cats are solitary
Comfortable with ourselves. You gotta be down with spending time with the best person ever…YOU!
Cats are predatory
Its fatal attraction sis, AND if you fuck one of us over, the claws come out…

Cats are maternal
Survival of the cat species is dependant upon the survival of the kittens. Unlike 'pack' animals, a mother cat, or queen as they are known, is totally responsible for the care of her young. There's no one else around for her to rely on. She must teach her young everything they need to know to survive
to know to survive. Our love moves mountains

LIFE AS A STRAY....

When we decided we wanted to create a blog documenting our travels, we of course needed a photo shoot as any stray would. Where else better to have the photo shoot then in a Alleyway in the dangerous part of the city. Lucky for us we are still alive and our amazing camera didn't get punked!